Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.
i will never ever get over this “cheese.. TAKE THE PICTURE”
"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.
"I don’t think I’m ever going to get to the point where people run across a freeway to take a picture of me. I really don’t see it getting to that level of hysteria unless I have an affair with the Queen of Sweden or something like that."